European Pencils

They don't sharpen like We Do. Short and Stubby, not Long and Sharp. No Tic-Tac-Toe but Squares and Skinny Pants. Their Vampires wear Sweaters where Ours wear Tuxedos and Cummerbunds. Rubik's Cubes?!? More like Pubic(?!?)'s* Boobs!
Yay, America!

*Fuck you, Scandinavia. Y'all can make Awesome Pr0n (where's the MF'in Slash throught that Zero?!?) but your Puzzles sucks.

P.S. Tomahawk Pangya on You All's Asses (I wanted to "Y'all" again but I just did, in the previous sentence. And the Pangya comment was really more directed at Brazilians rather than Nordics.)!