If I Were In The Military
I'd wait till I maxed my rank and then change my name to something stupid based on that rank.
-General Disarray (or maybe Desiree just to make it even weirder)
-Admiral Ackbar (or Halsey (for Wings fans))
-Colonel Sanders (or O'Truth or O'Corn (but those don't even sound half-way real))
-Major Tom
-Captain... well, Captain could go about a million ways but I think I'd have to go with Crunch (pic to follow)
-Sergeant Slaughter (showing my age with that one)
-Corporal O'Reilly (the movie's awesome but the TV show, for the most part, sucked (especially once Alda got a hold of it))
-and my favorite of all (which, unfortunately, would require me to be a seriously bad soldier) Private Parts.
-General Disarray (or maybe Desiree just to make it even weirder)
-Admiral Ackbar (or Halsey (for Wings fans))
-Colonel Sanders (or O'Truth or O'Corn (but those don't even sound half-way real))
-Major Tom
-Captain... well, Captain could go about a million ways but I think I'd have to go with Crunch (pic to follow)
-Sergeant Slaughter (showing my age with that one)
-Corporal O'Reilly (the movie's awesome but the TV show, for the most part, sucked (especially once Alda got a hold of it))
-and my favorite of all (which, unfortunately, would require me to be a seriously bad soldier) Private Parts.
posted by Dr. Ew
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2:19 AM
3 Comments:
Today, I am General Apathy (whatever and ever, amen).
... Okay, raise your hand if you didn't see that reference on the horizon.
Corporal Punishment?!?! Sgt. Major Dick ?
Nah....I got nothing.
My first time logging on. WTF?!?!?!
This is your sis and I'm not really anonymous. I just don't know what I'm doing. Fuckin' freak.
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